(Complaining about a bad preacher.)

 

If he's a preacher, the woods are full of them.

 

 

 

 

(Complaining about a long sermon.)

 

Well, he knew the Bible, and he preached all of it.

 

 

 

(Responding to a preacher who wanted to know why he hadn't been to church in a long time.)

 

You preached so well it lasted me a month.

 

 

 

I'd pull for the Russians before I pulled for Wake Forest.

 

 

 

 

I'd rather have good luck than be the President of Wachovia.